Tomorrow morning (yes April Fools Day) I’m going under the knife. The reason? Tonsils the size of golf balls. In other words, this diagram isn’t "to scale" when it comes to me. They’ve always been huge…but tomorrow they come out. And, from what they tell me, I’m going to be laid up for at least ten days. So, the way I see it, I have two options. I could offer you guys riveting information about my applesauce, cottage cheese, Jello and ice cream diet. Or, I can hand over the reins of this juggernaut to the love of my life,…